Ladies and Gentlemen

I took my partner to the car dealership to get some warranty work done. While we were there I had to pee, and I saw a “Restrooms” sign, so I almost said, “I’m going to go to the bathroom, I’ll be right back.”

But then I thought, “Oh shit, is that going to be a thing now?” So I waited until we got home.

This is life now, I guess.

“I wonder what Jackie Kennedy is doing right now…?”

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